1) oh i’m terribly sorry! they would be punches of love because i love you so much my little caramel latte. is that better, is that what you want to hear? that i really, from the bottom of my cold, black heart, appreciate people i don’t know telling me i deserve wavy haired kings? oh but wait i must know you, so why the guise my most precious darling? i don’t hate men at all! for you are a man and i love you. i want your dick in and around my mouth. i love you so much :)

2) not creepy at all, thank you for sharing

3) yes i am slightly asian. oh no you better go and see a doctor about that!